Morning Shower

When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.

Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up

by hanky hanks February 10, 2010

morning man

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

morning weight

When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.

Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.

by Spam Happy August 29, 2009

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

frosty morning

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.

Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.

by Jizzonface April 20, 2014

Morning Cottonmouth

That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton

Dude last night was so crazy that I ended up waking up with Morning Cottonmouth

by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

Morning Baby

A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.

That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.

by timo4001 June 4, 2018