When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
by yeah April 13, 2003
Get the verbally masterbating mug.A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
Get the masterbate mug.I closed my eyes and just clicked. I got a BBW japanese girl with a squid coming out of her crotch. It was rough, but I masterfated through it.
by Sauce The Boss December 30, 2013
Get the masterfate mug.Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!
My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.
I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.
In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.
In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
by The Bears! April 4, 2017
Get the Masterbaker mug.A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.
by hograndax March 16, 2009
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