Majesticity

A pronoun used to describe the greatness of ones beard; pertaining to ones B.M.U. or "Beard Majesticity Unit". B.M.U.'s are the proper rating scale for the majesticity of ones beard. Ranging from 1-20. 20 topping the Majesticity scale. Attributes of B.M.U.'s include but are not limited to, opaqueness or fullness of ones beard, lusciousness, softness, artistry, color, depth, and most importantly, "Majesticity".

Upon examination of Jesus Christ's beard, one would not hesitate to rate it as a Solid 20.. it is full, full enough to hold up the sins of man, a beautiful amber color, luscious like caramel. He has chosen a risque post modern classic style which suits him quite well and the majesticity is unmatched. It is regale, profound, unrivaled It is as the Doubtful Sound.

by Trunner86 November 10, 2014

Majesticvsp

an overrated editor on tiktok. very rude and barely interacts with her “supporters”. there are many other editors that deserve the platform she has more than her.

“majesticvsp is my favorite editor”
bitch shut yo ass up .

by everyoneasfff May 17, 2021

maestro

The distinguished gentleman who takes a shit on a bon fire.

This bon fire is getting old. Hey Johnny, spice it up maestro!

by gRip October 8, 2006

mabes

Shortened version of maybe. Casual.

I'll mabes head out there later on if i feel up to it.

by TrackMaster January 21, 2005

majesticles

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack

Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"

by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

Maesce

Crazy Asian Poster that says "KeKe"

Your a crazy Maesce, I hate you. LOL j/k

by ZERO October 6, 2004

Majestic Man-Crab

A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.

Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013