Jizztrumpet

Penis.
Origin: Scotland

You are an incomprehensible jizztrumpet.

by TooBloodyRight June 24, 2016

jizztastrophy

A catastrophy involving large loads of semen.

GIRL A: It was a jizztastrophy over there!

GIRL B: Yes, you still a little bit on your lip, let me dab that for you.

by holiday Ho December 18, 2008

Jizztastics

The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.

Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!

by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011

Jizzim

The scientifical way of saying Jizz, go ahead and ask your science teacher if you don't believe me!

She was making those cheeks clap resulting in an extraordinary jizzim!

by shitstain mcginty May 26, 2018

kenneth jizztastic ramirez

some guy whos really sexy and loves penis/ jizz on his face btw he has a rlly big 8===========D (actual size) and hates justin bieber

nice job getting recked by kenneth jizztastic ramirez last night

by meow86 October 18, 2010

Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.

Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019

Jizzster

(noun) One who partakes in jizzing

Hey! That jizzster just inseminated my wife!

by Tehl337 April 25, 2004