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jizzim babtism 

When semen is shot among a womens face in large quanities.Almost so much if it was to dry it would leave a hard protective mask.
After taking April's virginity I proceeded to give her a jizzim babtism to seal the deal !

jizzim stizzum 

Its where you bust a fat nut and spit water all over yourself
Bro i just pulled a fat ass jizzim stizzum
jizzim stizzum by POSTMALONEY November 12, 2017

jizzillion 

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.

masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.

leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.

impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice

jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012
Jesus + Physics = Jizzics
When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.
jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

jizzified 

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.
jizzified by turfburn29 December 4, 2009