Jizzim

The scientifical way of saying Jizz, go ahead and ask your science teacher if you don't believe me!

She was making those cheeks clap resulting in an extraordinary jizzim!

by shitstain mcginty April 13, 2018

Jizzimate

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.

Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.

by Jizz_Wizz August 06, 2011

jizzim babtism

When semen is shot among a womens face in large quanities.Almost so much if it was to dry it would leave a hard protective mask.

After taking April's virginity I proceeded to give her a jizzim babtism to seal the deal !

by K_ Dubb0061 May 30, 2005

repressed jizzims

(n) the semen built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person's significant other. Often the result of long distance relationships.

Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.

by Tsmudge09 October 30, 2011

jizzims

(noun) To be used in place of any other noun as an offensive substitute.

1.I played the lottery and won 50,ooo jizzims.
2.I don't know where I'll be later; give me a call on the jizzim.
3.Maam, this steak is dry; Can you bring me some more jizzim?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jizzim stizzum

Its where you bust a fat nut and spit water all over yourself

Bro i just pulled a fat ass jizzim stizzum

by POSTMALONEY November 12, 2017