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Jizztastics

The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.

Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!

by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011