Jerusalem

An extremely cool town in the middle of the State of Israel, with lots of mountain air to breathe. Apart from the Old city, where all the holy places are, there's the pedestrian zone with all the pubs and bars and judaica stores.

Check out Jerusalem!

by Natsla September 5, 2009

Jerkal

Always having a tendency to screw things up without even trying. A God given gift of jacking things up.

I don't want that guy hanging around us, he always pulls a jerkal.

by FlickDawg April 15, 2003

jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo

get on his jerusalem sand slappers

by stylin101 November 4, 2009

Sweet juices of Jerusalem

A way to acknowledge awesomeness. Like saying "Awesome!" - just better.

Dude 1: Oh my god, last night when I came home from town I had some badass midnight munchies, you know what I did?
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!

by Dallester November 12, 2009

jerusalem cruisers

Birkenstock sandals.

Look at that hippie in his jerusalem cruisers

by jenjens July 16, 2008

Jerusalem Tulip

1) a very pretty girl who is extremely religious.

2) a rare kind of tulip.

"Oh man did you see that girl in church today? She's super pretty."
"Yea bro I got with her last night."
"No way! You picked a Jerusalem Tulip?!"
"Yea but now she won't stop asking me to go to her bible study."

by Jewbaru April 15, 2014

jerkwad

some creep that pisses on your socks while you sleep.

somebody pissed on my socks while i was asleep! hes a real jerkwad!

by lovingchrystal May 13, 2011