ft.dojacat

ft.dojacat A really stupid person who wants to have sex with me

ft.dojacat A slow minded person

by jirowife June 12, 2021

ft.dojacat

A slow mf who wants me

ft.dojacat Is really stupid and wants sex

by jirowife June 12, 2021

Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.

1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!

by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023

FT-Communist

Short for "free throw (basketball) communist. Someone that thinks both teams in a basketball game should have an equal amount of free-throws, regardless of in-game context (like one team shooting more 3 pointers or driving to the basket less). Like communist states, they force everyone to share equally, even if it harms them. This argument is used to slander the Los Angeles Lakers, supposedly "the League is rigging games for the Lakers" (No they're not)

Laker Hater: The Lakers get help from da refss!!!!! They have more fee thows!

Someone that actually watched the game: Stfu ft-communist.

by anonburner April 21, 2024

North Ft Myers Shopping cart

When you try and scoot your dog with your foot and you actually swipe your dogs ass with your foot

My dog wouldn’t get out of the way until I gave him the North Ft Myers Shopping cart!.

by Baxapp February 15, 2019

sb to ft

Snap Back to FaceTime

Usually posted by middle school girls on their Snapchat story when anything goes wrong in their life

Megan: *gets a 96% on a really hard test*
Megan's Story: "sb to ft"

by hydroflask user69 December 7, 2019

wanna ft

want to fuck tonight

wanna ft??
processing....... not really.

by ilovewap$!101 December 6, 2020