Figure It Out

To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!

Student 1: I Don't know what do do.
Marx: FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: <tries to figure it out!>

by One who has FIGURED IT OUT! June 24, 2005

no father figure

its mean your dad left you

You have no father figure.

by im a fatherless child October 19, 2022

figured it out

When an individual transitions from average looking to respectfully attractive within the span of a year.

Guy 1: "Did you see Natalie today? She really figured it out!
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?

by otterpark May 15, 2014

Action Figure

NOT a doll. Dolls are for girls. Action figures are much more masculine and cool. Often depicting certain super-heroes or video game/movie characters, and sometimes real people.

"Hey, man what are you doing playing with that batman doll?"
"Hey! This is an ACTION FIGURE! Not a doll.... Dolls are for girls..."

by commodore cool December 21, 2008

Go Figure

Something you say when someone posts an insulting and condescending definition on UD, but it's full of spelling and grammatical errors, proving that whoever posted it is as dumb as the people he's insulting.

Asshole: "A saying used when something happens that you might have expected, but you have absolutely nothing original or intelligent to say. Generally used by idiots with IQs below 85, who just want to hear them selves talk, and build thier own unfounded egos.

Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh"

Me: "Guy can't spell 'themselves' or 'their' right, but he thinks he's smart. Go figure."

by RWMagpie September 6, 2020

Father Figure

Something Twitter users don't have

She uses Twitter, so she doesn't have a Father Figure.

by WinterSkiis December 3, 2021

Figure Eight

The sexual act of when two people stand shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions, and both are bent over giving and reiceiving rim jobs; all while standing. The position of the foreplay pleasures both people and results in the image of the number eight.

"Since we both like our buttholes licked, do you want to try the Figure Eight?"

by Mr. Dirty Sunshine August 23, 2011