Doofus

From the french deux fois - meaning two times. A person who is a doofus can't get something right the first time.

John was a bit of a doofus because he failed the exam and will have to sit for a second time.

by ChrisThom March 7, 2010

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As stated by U-God of the Wu-Tang Clan on MTV cribs, dooku is an ultimate reward or achievement. While interviewed, U-God takes MTV to his balcony and by referring to the scenic view he states, "This is the DOOKU. This is the beauty where all the hard work pays off".

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Doofus

Other definitions of "doofus" lack the depth and degree of the term. A "doofus" is someone whose face jiggles like Richard Nixon when he falsely claims, "I am not a crook." Nixon was a darkside doofus. On the other hand Terrell Owens is a lightweight doofus. Not only does he rattle on like a moron, but his classic "face hanging out in front of his skull" is classic proof of Doofusism. George Bush would be a doofus if he wasn't such a Republican Peckerwood. The state of Republican Peckerwood inevitably leaves its host a drooling idiot. Look at Dick Cheney, for a strong example of lame-ass, senile yet psychotic Doofusism. In his last V.P. debate he starred in the role lame-ass doofus by laying across the podium like a too-pregnant wart-hog.

President Obama is something of a doofus, himself. He's a heroic doofus. He proves a doofus can be very intelligent and still be a doofus. He can outsmart the bad guys, save the planet and due to his glowing smile and Martian ears still be a "a face hanging out in front of his skull," doofus.

by the pro from dover July 29, 2010

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