Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 4, 2009

oh dissed

To own someone (not a verb, see example)

A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.

by Jamal Brown December 1, 2007

e-diss

Short for electronic diss

A situation in which an individual is engaging in reputation destruction with another individual over the inter-webs.

Synonym(s): Cyberbullying and Capping

Phil: Someone HELP¡ Leighton and Peyton are e-dissing me online and if it continues I will cry¡
Leighton: hah u suc boi u lil limp dick
Peyton: aha u succ son u got noodle arms
Phil: *cries*

by big daddy pj November 12, 2019

Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!

by Kkengleberry November 25, 2019

Diss

It means capping, but twice as rude

Mariam you’re so diss

by Wierdhairgrows November 27, 2019

diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.

Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.

by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020