dingleberry fairy

Supernatural being that comes in at night and plucks dingleberries when you're sleeping and leaves a quarter under your pillow.

"I bought a gumball today with the quarter that the dingleberry fairy left me last night."

by IC dingleberries April 16, 2007

dingleberry scissors

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.

Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!

by Brent Dax October 9, 2004

Dinger

In United States Marine Corps slang, a crack shot with a rifle; someone who is extremely proficient in marksmanship with small arms; a member of the USMC national rifle marksmanship team.

"I knew that Sergeant Jones was a real dinger when I saw him putting them in the ten-ring from the thousand yard line."

by JoeBeenthere July 2, 2009

dinged up

When something is damaged and left in a unsatisfactory state.

Man, I got so wasted last night, I fell over and now my face is pretty dinged up

by Electric_fvneral July 26, 2016

Dingle balls

Fuzzy cloth balls lowriders hang around the inside edges of their automobile roofs. Dingle berries are wads of shit paper in your ass hairs.

He had dingle balls in his car.

by paultao22 December 15, 2018

paper dingleberry

those disgusting rolled-up little pieces of toilet paper that break off and stay in your ass after wiping

Chet had enough paper dingleberries to start a collection.

by K Siler June 10, 2005

dingle berries

little pooplets that hang from the ass hairs

by julie wolford July 3, 2003