dickostraphy

A total shit show caused by someone being a dick

Man this is a dickostraphy because someone shit in the koolaid

by Cyanide_soup1234 October 2, 2020

Dickstracted

When a male distracts someone or has their full attention.

Raven: "Sorry I was distracted"
Kitty: "I think you mean dickstracted"

by Lorena🔪Bobbitt January 27, 2021

Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage

While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me

by Postman54603 January 30, 2021

Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.

Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."

by MrsThang May 17, 2021

Dickstracted

Completely distracted by cock where you can’t think about anything else but cocks

Kim was so dickstracted by Joe’s cock she backed into Allen’s Cadillac.

by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021

Dickstapation

A side effect of certain antidepresents that results in a failure to ejaculate.

As a result of his medication he (nine tips) suffered with dickstapation.

by MrBombastic pass it along December 1, 2021

Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.

I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted

by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023