Deadbeat

When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased

Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!

by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011

Deadbeat

An idle, orange, feckless, or disreputable person.

When will the impeached President Trump learn to stop being such a deadbeat?

by TrumpLovesLittleKids October 28, 2020

Deadbeat Dad

A term used for someone who sleeps refuses to take responsibility for his ex's poor life choices. If put in the mom's position, a "Deadbeat Dad" would take responsibility and make the sensible choice of having an abortion rather than having a baby with someone that wants nothing to do with the baby and using morality as an excuse.

Joey doesn't want the baby but Jesus says I can't get an abortion. What a deadbeat dad!

I could have used birth control or the morning after pill, but I like not thinking so instead I allowed myself to get pregnant with my son, chose not to have an abortion and it's all his deadbeat dad's fault!

by johnnyrocket92 April 18, 2019

deadbeat

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.

"What a f'in deadbeat!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

dead meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface June 1, 2010

deadmeat290

A common insult on the MMORPG "Runescape" used to describe someone who is incredibly northern.

"Ah what's the point!! This game is crap, it's not fair, I don't spec anything, I'm gonna make meself a brew!"

"...what a deadmeat290"

by Mr. Mike Cunt April 11, 2010

Deadbeat

A person who has more than one child but custody of none. Said person also moves from house to house either with his significant other for the time (until it's no longer) or with family members, or with a houseful of people not fit to raise children. A person who doesn't pay bills in his name. A high school dropout that will never contribute to society in any way shape or form. A person that when in public people avoid due to embarrasemt. Said person also sees his kids only when it's convenient for them or if it benefits them in anyway.

So you don't have a house for yourself and your 3 kids, and your still a couch surfing free loader.... Yea your a deadbeat.

by Stepup2theplate April 5, 2016