Mummer Cummer

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum

Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

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cummers ear

sticking a man's penis into a woman's ear, and ejaculating into it. usually performed by asians.

Damn, I couldn't hear for a week after Johnny gave me cummers ear !

by yodaddyBITCH August 3, 2008

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When you have been sufficienly and generously satisfied mentally. It is the zenith of mental pleasure, espcially amongst intellectuals or it can be just some funny comment or remark said or written so well that it can can make the recipients of the remark or comment say "Well that made my day"

"Man that book by Jose was so eloquent and so fantastic, it was quite stimulating and fantastic...I am mentally cummed"

"Our math teacher mentally cummed himself when he found a type in your SAT workbook"

"Network TV mentally cums on America everyday"

by Edgar Him November 12, 2007

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Cummie

A cute and clean way for a girl to say to others that she has MADE HERSELF CUM.

was used in the Nevaeh saga, over the fact cum is a dirty word, yet all teen- and pre-teens masturbate.

Cumm-ie
cum-m-ie

The cleaner saying for CUM in the Nevaeh books.

It's, the 21 century- teens know and can handle the word CUM.

'look at all the cummie on my fingers...'

by M. R. Duriez October 4, 2018

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