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megafaunal confidence

The tendency of animals that are very large (megafauna) with few or no natural predators (such as adult grizzlies, elk, moose, etc.) to give off an aura of confidence and lack of concern for their surroundings in the presence of humans. These megafauna are majestic and either the top of the food chain and/or practically invincible and they seem to know it.
"Dude, that elk gives zero fucks that people are getting out of their cars and photographing it. It's practically posing!"

"It's that megafaunal confidence bro."
by D'Noman March 11, 2020
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Covideo Conference

A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.
My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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horizontal teacher conference

Noun. Slang. It's when a student has sex with his teacher.
Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.
by B-rizzle November 8, 2019
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Vaginal Confidence

the feeling or belief that one can have faith in her vagina or rely on vaginal power to achieve something.
Female models are full of vaginal confidence.
by Micturition August 10, 2017
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sucker confidence

The confidence experienced when having a sucker in your mouth, esp. when talking to a crush. This phenomenon occurs due to the hands being occupied and just looking like a bad ass in general as you sensually draw attention to the mouth region. Also the fruity flavor helps to cover up creepy beer breath.
"How did Maggie work up the balls to go talk to that hottie Robbie at the terrace?"

"It was all that sucker confidence."
by katiegibbs September 27, 2008
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Fat Girl Confidence

When a fat girl you know is overly sassy and acts better than everyone to hide the fact that they're fat.
That one girl in my history class has too much fat girl confidence
by cheezwiz89 January 20, 2015
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Conference Call of Duty

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.
by HC-BOCP August 18, 2010
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