Sarah: "Becky, you need to get your girl Katie out of my house. She's been acting retarded all night but then she started crying and now she's locked herself in the laundry room."
Becky: "Hey! She's not retarded you insensitive bitch. She's clawtistic."
Sarah: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. My friend Allie suffers from clawtism as well."
Becky: "Hey! She's not retarded you insensitive bitch. She's clawtistic."
Sarah: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. My friend Allie suffers from clawtism as well."
by NoThruTrucks October 2, 2019
Get the Clawtism mug.A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!
Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here
Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here
Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*
Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: oh golly gosh what a shit place
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*
Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: oh golly gosh what a shit place
by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019
Get the Cleethorpes mug.Related Words
"omg, you clebt you got glitter all over the floor" "im sorry i didnt mean to"
"have you seen him? he's such a clebt i heard he tripped over his partner the other day"
"have you seen him? he's such a clebt i heard he tripped over his partner the other day"
by sofa 2.0 July 2, 2020
Get the clebt mug.by Somewhat Schizo October 27, 2021
Get the Cleetus mug.Stupid kool-aid drinkers that work for Chewy.com especially in the Fafilment warehouses the ones that push there upright carts around all day staring at the computer scenes
Those Chewtards won't stop staring, at there computer screen he or she doesn't even see what's going on in the physical world!
by Gunghojoe1776 January 28, 2022
Get the chewtards mug.Because of intense fear of the monstrous headmaster, the high-school girl’s sacred and secret cleft of vulva got moist with perspiration.
by Scimitar May 7, 2022
Get the cleft of vulva mug.by CLET jet September 29, 2022
Get the CLET jet mug.