bumph

To poke someone in the belly while simultaneously saying the word "bumph" when they don't expect it. You can also add the phrase "Did that hurt?" after the bumph has been issued. It is not necessary but adds a significant effect to the bumph. Sometimes the bumpher will bumph you back and at that point, the only proper way is to bumph back leading to a bumph war. During a bumph war, the bumpher may add in some more phrases such as, "You ate the dirty grapes!!" or "Her hair, its so short!" while the person getting bumphed responds with, "Pheeeeasant foooooot" or "Ouch! DAT HURT!!"

Lisa: "Bumph! Did that hurt?"
Tom: "Ouch! Stop it! that hurt. Bumph!!"
Lisa: "Bumph, you ate the dirty grapes!"
Tom: "No you did! Your hair.......its sooooo short!"
Lisa: "OHHHHH goddddd, Bumph"
Tom: "Pheeeeasant foooooot"
Lisa: "Once you name it......"
Tom: "You get attached to it!"

by Pustai February 23, 2008

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Boph

One of the best couples ever to be found. They are exactly 364 days apart, have tanned skin and have unique names. They are perfect for eachother.

Girl 1 - They're such a perfect couple!

Guy 1 - I wish we could be a Boph :(!

by BophForever October 16, 2011

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bombhead

The act of seeing and hearing things that nobody else can see or hear. (or basically they aren't there)

Wow, I think I just went and did a bombhead.

by Emily April 5, 2005

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bomp

another word for bomb:

My name is Rhianna and i love bomps!
haha

by BOMPSSSS October 23, 2007

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Boaph

used to replace any action, name, or describing word

You are such a stupid boapher!!! You're the boaphiest person I've ever met!
You're boaphing up the wrong tree,
mister!
What the boaph!?!?!? (WTB?!?!?)

by Kristin November 13, 2003

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