A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017
Get the penis after 130960530 accidents mug.by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018
Get the Accident mug.So she was the one that hired the Navy Seal to off her brother and make it look like an accident, unless it was the same kind of misinformation from NPR that brought people news about a guy bringing tons of rat meat from Africa to sell to restaurants.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Accident mug.BACKcident: Where you either throw out your spine, or run over/into something while driving in reverse
FAXcident: An "oopsie" (such as garbled or overly-sensitive data) regarding printed material dat you sent over da phone lines
HACKcident: A major computer-related screw-up due to your not having updated your malware-shield recently enough
JACKcident: Depending on which version --- original vs. modern --- of da poem you read, this term can mean: (1) what Jill's male companion suffered due to his losing his footing near da top of da hill where da well was, or (2) what JILL HERSELF suffered when she had unprotected sex wif da pot-smoking Jack, and forgot to take her pill at da time. Can also refer to: (3) what can happen if you don't position your mechanical lifting-device properly when changing a tire, or (4) da painful experience dat you'd get when stepping on an unseen knobby/spikey-toy in your stocking-feet!
FAXcident: An "oopsie" (such as garbled or overly-sensitive data) regarding printed material dat you sent over da phone lines
HACKcident: A major computer-related screw-up due to your not having updated your malware-shield recently enough
JACKcident: Depending on which version --- original vs. modern --- of da poem you read, this term can mean: (1) what Jill's male companion suffered due to his losing his footing near da top of da hill where da well was, or (2) what JILL HERSELF suffered when she had unprotected sex wif da pot-smoking Jack, and forgot to take her pill at da time. Can also refer to: (3) what can happen if you don't position your mechanical lifting-device properly when changing a tire, or (4) da painful experience dat you'd get when stepping on an unseen knobby/spikey-toy in your stocking-feet!
Additional examples of alphabetical accidents include:
LAXcident: Refers to either: (1) an unfortunate mishap due to one or more people's not being careful/attentive/cautious enough, or (2) an unexpected calamity at da big airport in Southern California
MAXcident: What insurance-fraud crooks try to create so as to collect da biggest payout dat they possibly can from their injury/damage-related policies
PAXcident: A messy screw-up at da annual gaming-festival
RACKcident: A debacle regarding either a welded-metal wares-platform or da triangular frame for corralling da balls in table-tennis
SACKcident: Refers to either: (1) a messy spillage from a burlap bag, or (2) getting a girl preggo when sharing her sleeping-bag
TACKcident: An unforeseen "big ouch" incident similar to Definition #4 of "Jackcident"
TAXcident: Where you inadvertently let slip about undeclared assets to da IRS
WAXcident: Da unfortunate results of having da hair-removal medium too hot when spreading it on your excessively-furred skin
YAKcident: Refers to either: (1) where you majorly put your foot in your mouth due to uninhibited/indiscreet blabbing, or (2) a mishap regarding a huge hairy mammal with massive curling horns
LAXcident: Refers to either: (1) an unfortunate mishap due to one or more people's not being careful/attentive/cautious enough, or (2) an unexpected calamity at da big airport in Southern California
MAXcident: What insurance-fraud crooks try to create so as to collect da biggest payout dat they possibly can from their injury/damage-related policies
PAXcident: A messy screw-up at da annual gaming-festival
RACKcident: A debacle regarding either a welded-metal wares-platform or da triangular frame for corralling da balls in table-tennis
SACKcident: Refers to either: (1) a messy spillage from a burlap bag, or (2) getting a girl preggo when sharing her sleeping-bag
TACKcident: An unforeseen "big ouch" incident similar to Definition #4 of "Jackcident"
TAXcident: Where you inadvertently let slip about undeclared assets to da IRS
WAXcident: Da unfortunate results of having da hair-removal medium too hot when spreading it on your excessively-furred skin
YAKcident: Refers to either: (1) where you majorly put your foot in your mouth due to uninhibited/indiscreet blabbing, or (2) a mishap regarding a huge hairy mammal with massive curling horns
by QuacksO July 23, 2021
Get the alphabetical accidents mug.Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.
"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"
"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."
"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."
"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
by Dooodshhhh November 11, 2011
Get the Accidance mug.I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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