A god. This man can dominate planets and can get all the babes. He can kill thousands of men by just thinking of it. If you wanted to demolish your enemies you would call Jonathan. Snare god as well
by Snaresef November 9, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. A man that cannot be compared to any other.
He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.
Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.
With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.
There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.
He is simply the best.
He is trustworthy and loyal with a heart of gold. His very nature makes him Extra-ordinary.
Caring, kind and generous, you will instantly fall in love with his soul. His love and affection will make you feel special and cherished.
With one look, one touch, you’ll know that he is your person. He is the one that you can’t do without. He is your true north. He is your purpose.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to know a Jonathan like mine, never take him for granted and appreciate every moment with him.
There is nothing you wouldn’t do for him.
He is simply the best.
Jonathan is a man
by DJ Ke-lay February 28, 2023
Get the Jonathanmug. a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him
by cherrybearly March 27, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy
Jonathan is so fine
by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.
by anonymous February 15, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug.