strategic yogurt production

French foreign trade protectionism

Even though Dannon owns a large chunk of Pepsi, they wanted to make it illegal becuase of their strategic yogurt production.

by Joe Noory January 15, 2008

jager yoga

a term (derived from jager or jagermeister) used when one attempts some form of physical exercise when under the influence of alcohol. as such, attempts at jager yoga are often unsuccessful or executed in an embarrassing fashion.

person a: man, there's photos of you on facebook doing jager yoga last night
person b: i'm such a douche

by cawwum September 16, 2010

rope yogurt

Cum, semen, jizz, ejaculate. If the penis was a rope,the yogurt would be the cum.

After a few hours of serving up felatio at the brothel, Sally Ann's belly was maxed out on rope yogurt.

by VaJohnny January 28, 2017

Strawberry yogurt

The result of a man ejaculating into a woman’s vagina when she’s on her period and has a yeast infection.

- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty

by theoxfordcomma October 10, 2018

O-Yogurt Face

The face you make when you're jizzing balls while screaming “I GOT SOME YOGURT FOR YA” as you come.

He yelled out, "I GOT SOME YOGURT FOR YA'" and the next thing I knew I was looking at his O-Yogurt face.

by RubyRBT October 31, 2018

purple headed yogurt slanger

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by kfed34 June 15, 2010

Open a yogurt

When you lift the foreskin right before you are about to cum.

I was in my sisters room and decided to open a yogurt.

by 570mofo July 19, 2017