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woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.
Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.
by Bro-Central November 26, 2017
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woof and meow

Chinese food, commonly disguised as chicken or beef. In reality it's dog and cat meat.
Let me get some of that woof and meow on rice wit a egg roll .
by La Definer December 6, 2017
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Hazza Woof

A "Hazza Woof" is what one would call their friend who has a wank over dog porn.
by Goolash 1 July 7, 2016
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woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
by Goou December 1, 2019
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Woofed

Your hairline is woofed

That phone is woofed
by pulse_mstar October 1, 2020
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woof

"yo I speak woof"
by dabisbitch October 15, 2020
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