Chasing the Wind

A task that is meaningless. Void of purpose or virtue. A circular path, leading to no particular destination.

One book of the bible uses this phrase many times. Ecclesiastes

Bob - "I drove my Chevy to the ground, Dear God, now I need a new one."

Greg - "Chasing the Wind eh? Try buying a car that's not designed to fail at clockwork precision."

by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008

Windbreaker Booty

When the booty is separated from your hand by only a thin sheet of windbreaker like material or thin feeling pants.

Danny was surprised to discover Justin's windbreaker booty when he gave him a congratulatory slap on his behind.

by Tony Two Tone May 2, 2010

Mighty Winda

The name is derived from the great Kabaddi player Balwinder Singh Fidda. Mighty Winda is a larger, chunkier version of the original, equipped with an enormous hugging ability and pasties, but with a curiously small button nose. Mighty Winda always does things in a BIG way, whether he's the poorliest man in the World & needing hot soup, or the most excited, singing loudly & drinking, followed by loud bouts of sick-ness and then being better.

Monkey - That was a Mighty Winda-esque amount you drank , how you feeling?
Mighty Winda - Sick ...mmmmwwwwwwwwuuuuaaAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Toilets - How you feeling now?
Mighty Winda - Better

by zzwill December 1, 2011

three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.

by Bejammin H August 15, 2008

wind your neck in

Given as advice to someone you you'd like to sit down and shut up, whilst also pointing out that they are wrong.

Dave, we've missed our exit thanks to your shit map reading, adding 20 miles to our journey, so wind your fucking neck in.

by Nic March 22, 2005

wind-up merchant

a teaser, especially of gullible people

He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Wind Ensemble

Noun - A militaristic performance bootcamp built for the sole purpose of drilling music into the heads of once wonderful students.

Wind Ensemble is the inferior band.
Wind Ensemble is torture, whereas Symphonic is paradise.

Wind Ensemble Kid: Aw dam I wish I was in Symphonic Band, it’s so much better.

by Americairo May 19, 2020