Wittyish

That terrifying moment you realise you're getting old and feel that to be 'down with the kids' is only possible with 'wittyish' comments.

"Hey... nice shellfish rail card!...." You Exclaim... feeing pretty wittyish....

"Fuck off grand dad" Says the infant...

You recoil, return to your age demographic and try insansly to pretend the moment never occurs....you grumble about tax and youths then boil a nice cup of tea and enjoy some hobnobs.... like the good old days.

by Twordswerth May 18, 2011

witty & pretty

facebook page wittypretty2012
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...

not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter

you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....

Them witty & pretty bitches kick ass :D

by witty1pretty2 June 17, 2012

Wiitard

'Wiitard' wee • tard, Wiitarded, Wiitardation; video gaming parlance; contraction of 'Nintendo Wii' (video game console made by the Nintendo corporation) and 'retard' (to delay or hamstring; someone who suffers from an intellectual or learning disorder which slows or curtails mental development).
1. A person who plays with a Nintendo Wii (or Wii-U) video games console
2. A person who plays 'casual' (child orientated) video games
3. A person who fawns upon the Nintendo brand name

'Timmy plays Super Smash Brothers?! What a Wiitard!'
'This game is too easy- it's Wiitarded.'
'There are too many Wiitards in this gaming forum for us to hold a mature discussion.'

by Trolius Maximus September 7, 2013

whity

a fish that lives in the water likes to get wet

your such a whity

by wdog dog June 7, 2016

wigity

Wigity. Can be used in the frase Wigity wigity whack or Wigity what or even Wigity wonderful.

Person A: I love you.
Person B: That's Wigity wonderful.

by SFKid 22 June 1, 2017

witynes

its a girl that thinks she looks good but is actually retarded

"have you seen ellen she is witynes all day everyday"

by Komrad Sjeknov April 23, 2018

Wisty

To go from calm and controlled to unbridled fury in an instant, usually leading to injury or death.

"Oh man, that guy just went full Wisty!"

by DiscordEnigma April 30, 2020