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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009
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Angry werewolf

(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.
Careful honey, or I'll give you the angry werewolf.
by nadolf August 23, 2006
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were-slut

Person working and having a normal life at daytime and prostituting itself at night, hiding this from its family and friends.
This guy doesn't know his wife is a were-slut.
by Kirochi September 13, 2006
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Werewolf Killer

A Werewolf Killer is slang for a Coors Light beer. What kills a werewolf? A silver bullet......and what is a Coors Light? A Werewolf Killer!
BARTENDER: What can I getcha?

COOL PERSON: I'll have a round of Werewolf Killer's for the boys!
by IVquad June 28, 2008
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Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.
You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking
by sumguy91 July 31, 2012
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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Werewolf

A shapeshifter that changes from human to wolf during a full moon.
The werewolf is a common monster in fiction and literature.
by Cainman September 10, 2013
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