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winter girlfriend

The process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. The guy then lets her go when Memorial Day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out.
Guy 1: So how are things going with that girl you've been seeing?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see.
Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh?
by The Widge August 21, 2008
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Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.
"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."
by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013
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Winter Warlock

Noun

one who was once cold-hearted, but becomes a nice person after the introduction of something new in his or her life.

(from the popular children's christmas claymation movie, Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
Fool #1: "Wow Patty is a Winter Warlock!!"
Fool #2: "Yeah, well Andy gave her the choo choo train and now her icy cold heart is melting."
Patty: "I love you fools."
by qua? February 4, 2009
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Winter Park

Beverly Hills of the East Coast. Ultimate prep town. Swarmed by rich kids, rich people, expensive stores, über-ridiculous cars, and whatnot.
People in Winter Park are so rich, they use $100 bills to wipe the windshields of their Hummers.
by KRHimself December 15, 2003
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Winter Dukes

Shorts worn in the winter, or when it's too cold to wear shorts.
Fast Eddie from Echo Movement loves to shovel snow in his Winter Dukes.

Ed had frostbite on his legs, because he was wearing Winter Dukes during the snow storm.
by Paulie T October 19, 2008
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winter flies

Erect nipples pertruding through ones garments due to excessively cold weather conditions.
'Kin ell it's cold! Alice nearly took my eye out with one of her winter flies!
by xCDUBx December 28, 2010
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Winter Salmon

In the winter time, a female might experience hairier times due to a less consistent shaving schedule. In turn, the female genital region might acquire an unusual, typically unpleasant, smell coining the word Winter Salmon.
Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.

Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
by A$APJaCoB February 16, 2017
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