Can of Whoop Ass

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*

by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009

SHOOP DA WHOOP

the sound of a lazar being fired. the resultant beam and shock wave are known to cause massive property damage and vaporization of living organisms. anything in the vicinity of the lazar blast radius that have not been killed may be afflicted by permanent blindness, severe hearing loss, extensive internal bleeding, and widespread 3rd degree burns. when the whoop has been shooped, it is too late to insert and object (such as a taco) into the mouth of the lazar firer to induce a royal rainbow, and thus preventing utter annihilation by laser.

if you ever hear SHOOP DA WHOOP, just kiss your ass goodbye. it aint worth tryin.

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLARRRGGGGHHHHH

by imma firin mah death ray BLARG May 16, 2010

Whoomp, there it is!

"Check that shit out, nigga!" Saying this in the early 90's was cool. If you say it now, even the most mark-ass crackers will laugh their asses off at you.

I made a sweet fadeaway in the last game and to celebrate I hit the ground and break-danced on the court, then I got up, raised the roof a couple times and yelled "Whoomp, there it is!" Then the other team had to forfeit because they were laughing too hard at my sorry cracker ass.

by Nick D February 12, 2003

Whoody

A close friend, a homie, a best friend.

"What's up whoody?"
"Me and My whoodys goin to the mall."

by bRoOkE November 29, 2003

Whoop-de-fucking-do

Whoop-de-fucking-do hwūp/dee/fŭk'ĭng/doo
Interjection

1.used to express excitement (often used ironically)

1.Allison:Hey Mike!
Mike:Sup
Allison:Guess What?
Mike:What?
Allison:It's my birthday!!
Mike:Whoop-de-fucking-do!

by MikedonaldsUfat January 1, 2009

whoop-dee-whoop & what not

a term used in place of describing all the parts of the equasion in ones story.

"i was at this party gettin ill, when i met this fly honey and took her back to my place whoop-dee-whoop & what not next mornin she's makin me eggs son, word" also known as yadda-yadda-yada,or this, that, and the other

by bmsees April 22, 2009

i'll whoop your head boy

50 cent's way of saying he'll kick your ass.

"I'll whoop your head boy, you know I will, I'll whoop your head boy, with the back of the steel."

by Steve-Rob October 6, 2006