tooner

something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.

person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!

by SugaShaners June 7, 2009

toon

Toon, usually referred as a character in an online role playing game. Also known as an alt, or character.

Or, something an idiot would say

Toon is something an idiot would say

by Not-an-idiot September 19, 2004

Toonster

Someone who likes western animation, eastern animation and Asian animation (excluding anime, though toonsters can be a fan of anime) They are just people who like animation and that is ok.

I am weird, because I’m an adult toonster.
It’s ok, you’re still my friend :)

by SandyLife January 28, 2023

Tons of guns

A phrase describing something that is of greatness.

Anthony: Casa De Mi Padre is tons of guns!!!

by St.Mantooth March 22, 2013

tonsil muddler

A well-endowed boy's dick, which he uses to mash tonsils the same way a bartender muddles a cocktail.

Cameron made his girlfriend gag on his tonsil muddler before rewarding her with some throat cream.

by Fellatio Connoisseur December 13, 2017

Toomster

A gentleman with a passion for watches and cars. He is of few words and a true lady’s man. Also a man who is true to his word.

That guy is a total Toomster

by John_007 August 13, 2019

Meowtric tons

Unit of measurement of gravkitty.

I had two cats on my lap, so the gravkitty was, like, twenty meowtric tons.

by Gebus1 January 20, 2009