tellat nigga

tellat nigga i used for people that are in a verbal fight using a messenger to deliver the messages

Guy 1: Joe is talking shit

Guy 2: tellat nigga i said eat a sack o' babydicks

by Trevizzle115 August 22, 2010

Teletubby shootdown

When a kids program leaves a channel because a lot of people think it's a pile of buttfluff

I think Bob the builder sucks it needs a teletubby shootdown

by ADHD kid2003 May 2, 2015

Telfie

Telfie is a selfie in front of a TV - Telfie.com

Let's make a telfie!

by TheBigTelf December 28, 2015

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

tele-hell

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.

1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!

by WordOfArt July 19, 2010

telepathic hug

a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug

i gave patrick a telepathic hug even though i was in ohio and he was in minnesota

by supercoolben&gingdontlovekendy January 5, 2011

Telgenhof

Snoop dogg's long lost family of children.

Too Boss. Woudnt want to destroy the internetz. Telgenhof *BOOM*

by Jesus1234578987654321 September 10, 2011