coxs suprise

A female taking one in the poon, one in the butt, one in the mouth, and one in each hand while laying on a lazy susan so the men can spin her.

Tonight, steve's girl friend is coming over for a coxs suprise.

by m&p July 9, 2006

Curly Brown Suprise

To deficate in a manner that is long and curled in a circular fasion.

hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.

by JonathanAnderson October 2, 2006

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009

Surprise of The Century

1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.

2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.

(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone

ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."

example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."

by hacker lovers May 6, 2009

Surprise Fireman

When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.

David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"

by Stcsucks08 November 6, 2011

The Big Surprise

Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!

Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"

Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!

by Mrdriller6969 October 21, 2010

Hot Chocolate Surprise

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

by RatBass May 11, 2010