Slaunch

A word that can replace any verb or action. Often, but not always, describing a grabbing or painful motion.

Omg!!! Becky that guy is so hot you should slaunch his number

Haili would stop talking about Peter so I slaunched her across the face

by Definitely not a daddie June 13, 2018

Stanchek

(v) to misuse irony
(n) a misuse of irony

Dumbass: Bruh that wedding getting rained on was so ironic tho
English Teacher: *cold anger*
Kissass student: You imbecile, that was a STANCHEK!
English Teacher: *smites dumbass*

by Qert24 December 13, 2019

starnched

A cross between watching Nicholas Cage movies and blacked up drunk on Ethiopian vodka

Dude, you were so starnched last night

by wetcheerios March 27, 2022

sqaunch

squelching in mud while crunching leaves (lylexia)

I love to sqaunch in the woods!

by lylexia July 30, 2022

Saunch

The action of tightening an object just before the point of damaging or rendering the same object unusable.

"Hey Doss, you want me to saunch those jam nuts down on them their fittings?"

by Heeder April 26, 2023

Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

swaunched

When you fondle someone’s balls while while cumming in their ass.

You better watch out buddy, or you’re gonna get swaunched.

by Dopper12345678047352 August 26, 2023