Speedsterbate

The act of quickly masterbating after someone catches on to you or sees you.

insert name thought I was jacking off, so I had to speedsterbate to make it not seem fishy.

by JustAFuckinIdiot March 6, 2018

Speedo

An Asian with a small pp

Speedo is gay.

by ರ╭╮ರ July 19, 2019

speedspurts

Coined in the hill/mountain towns in West Virginia. Speedspurts are the red and white barriers that have red flashing lights sometimes and repetitive dingdingdinging along with the flashing lights as they place themselves between train tracks and cars on the road.

I couldn't have raced the train if I wanted to; the speedspurts would mess up the new paintjob on my car.

by Xandroyd Pendragon December 17, 2019

Speedys

National use creator code speedys in the fortnite item shop

Use code speedys in the item shop

by Speedys October 26, 2019

Speedo-intellectual

A person trying to sound a lot smarter than they actually are but also dress in a manner that leaves very little to the imagination.

That man at the beach was using fancy words but didn't quite know how to use them, but that's OK because he's packing it down there. He's a Speedo-Intellectual.

by jsizzle82 September 10, 2020

speedsoar

veronica is fkn trigged my bro.

Speedsoar is your clue mf.

by lolgotemm8 November 13, 2020

speeds

a combination of the words special and needs, a shortened version

that kid over there is speeds, he dropped his ice cream and now he’s eating it

by rocket__ December 29, 2020