Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
Get the If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fuckedmug. Sometimers is a condition, which can be thought of as a light version of Alzheimers. If you have Sometimers, you forget things some of the time that are things you should not forget. These are things you talk about often and there is no reason to forget them.
by Mycity2001 January 10, 2024
Get the sometimersmug. The phrase was used by a former national team coach (Fatih Terim) in an interview. Though grammatically wrong, it entered the Turkish daily language as a way of meaning "there is nothing to do about this" and it is being used in English.
next stop: everything is something happens. :)
next stop: everything is something happens. :)
X: Abi internet çalışmıyor, maili atamıyorum. (Dude, the internet is not working. I can't send the mail)
Y: What can I do sometimes.
Y: What can I do sometimes.
by damlitaa July 2, 2024
Get the What can I do sometimesmug. (Talking to the UD Jews)
Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.
Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...
I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.
Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?
Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.
Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...
I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.
Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021
Get the Sometimes I forget to play alongmug. It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.
John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.
Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”
John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”
John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
by Coboricua March 7, 2021
Get the Sometimes you got to live in the woodsmug. by notivc November 17, 2021
Get the all the sometimesmug. When you wonder something but forget what you’re talking about.
1. Sometimes I wonder if you’re here
2. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
3. Sometimes I wonder if I was worth it.
4. Sometimes I wonder if I could do it all along
5. Sometimes I wonder how long I am going to be able to put up with you
6. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the hikers who asked me for directions.
1. Sometimes I wonder if you’re here
2. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
3. Sometimes I wonder if I was worth it.
4. Sometimes I wonder if I could do it all along
5. Sometimes I wonder how long I am going to be able to put up with you
6. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the hikers who asked me for directions.
Sometimes I wonder if… what was I saying? Oh yeah. If Ohio skibidi toenails mixed with the grimace shake is fanum tax.
by Slay Every Day Queenz October 16, 2023
Get the Sometimes I Wonder Ifmug.