tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.

when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

scouching

sledding....on a couch...instead of a sled

Mary- "Hey Joe, wanna go sledding today?
Joe- "Fuck no mary, I'm going scouching."

by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 19, 2011

crouching wear

When somebody/something is "sexy" then it is crouching wear. It is used as a secretive way of saying sombody is nice looking without being obvious.

(whilst pointing at a girl) Crouching Wear!

Green goo... Crouching Wear!

by makit May 13, 2005

slouching

A human position that is commonly used while a person is sitting down. This position is also known as the "Tariq", named after the famous Tariq Ahmed. He used the art of slouching to seduce many women.

Man look at that guy slouching! He must get a lot of girls!

by Tariq Ahmed December 14, 2008

Scooching

Action of a dog running his ass across a carpet

Fido is scooching on my Ikea rug

by J Conde October 27, 2005

Scratching

Means to be thinking. Like when you are thinking you scratch your head.

person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothin, I'm just scratching about what im doing this weekend.?

by Drika February 28, 2009

scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.

"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009