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Sartorial dyslexia

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
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Sector 9

A longboard company that sells decent longboard decks, although a lot of 11 year old newbie boarders think S9 is the best company hands down. They often go and get their parents buy a S9 complete and try to act cool even though they don't know anything about boards. These people give S9 riders a bad name often.

NOTE: To avoid this say the name of your board not "Sector 9" (See Example 1)

Also over the years S9 has started putting Chinese low-quality parts on their boards, Gullwing Chargers are no longer USA made and feel cheap now. The Decks are still good though!
Ex, 1
Randy: "What board you riding?"
Andy: "A 9 Star -Paris trucks, and Retros"
Randy: "Niceee"

Tip: Don't get pre-made Sector 9 boards select your own parts, and get the reviews first. Have a boarding specialty in mind like Cruising.
by S9custom March 26, 2010
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Oh yeah that jacob sartorius kid. He's a elf
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