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Smeasal

The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up
Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!
by Ollie7 October 18, 2008
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smeath

Nasty stuff that builds up on sex toys when not cleaned.
I found my moms sex toys, she must never wash them cause they were covered in smeath.
by Cnote85 November 13, 2013
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honeycomb sweats

Temporary gastronitestinal disturbance caused by eating a surplus of cereal, particularly when one is under the influence of marijuana, and cereal is the easiest thing to get one's hands on.
Stoner 1: Man, lay off of the Cheerios. That's your fourth bowl.

Stoner 2: Nah, man -- we've only had three bowls.

Stoner 1: I mean of cereal, dumbass. Dude, you're totally gonna have the honeycomb sweats tomorrow morning.
by Mr. Javert September 7, 2005
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movie sweats

When the act of watching a scary or action packed movie makes you sweat uncontrollably.
My nephew Riley and I watched some scary movies together until he had to dry off and cool down from the movie sweats.
by UB78 January 20, 2014
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Photoshop sweats

Perspiration that occurs while feverishly manipulating images on photo editing software.
Editing that photo of Bob Ross so it makes it look like he is painting with a hotdog gave me the photoshop sweats.
by Tricerafox August 18, 2016
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folding sweatshirts

"Damn it! I just caught Michaela and Vic folding sweatshirts on the couch again!"
by queerhereforbeer April 13, 2017
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pasta sweats

After one eats a large amount of pasta, they may experience an uncomfortably smelly and putrid smell dripping from their body. It's like sweat, but different.
I ate too much ramen and now I gotta deal with the pasta sweats.
by HmDah July 3, 2018
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