“My BrAiNs ArE mAdE oF sHiT aNd PsYcHoPaThS aReN’t SuCcEsSfUl!” ~ Doctor JeepJorp Peepeestones
Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
And now you might say “ThAt’S aNeCdOtAl! I wIsH mY dAuGhTeR wAsN’t A sLoOt!” And you may be right. Unless we consider Price’s Law 😏☝️ If it applies to psychopaths, then there are bound to be some psychopaths who are Pareto distribution beneficiaries. You wouldn’t know that they are psychopaths. THEY might not even know they are psychopaths! The majority of Psychopaths aren’t successful because the majority of PEOPLE aren’t successful. And in the context of you adopting the qualities of a psychopath, I think it’s safe to say that being a Psychopath IS a good long term strategy. So.... Wrong again DerpDork! God I’m smart. I’m way better at your job than you are too! And now you’re thinking “WeLl I jUsT jErRyMaNdEr ThE dEfInItIoN oF ‘Success’ aGaIn! My StUpId AnImAl FaNbAsE wHo CaN’t ThInK wOn’T nOtIcE!” And.... You’re right! Both of those things will happen. Also, if Neuroticism is the marker for psychopathy then women are more psychopathic than men. And where do women go too far? What do women need to change? “NoThInG! wOmEn JuSt NeEd To StOp TrYiNg To DeStRoY mY rEpUtAtIoN! i’M nOt A fRaUd AnD a ChArLaTaN! i’M dR. GeEpGoRp!” Baaaahahahahahahahahaaa! Bwahahahahaha! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 5, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. Dude have you seen DiamondyJhon's newest video?
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
by ITSDIAMONDBOY April 22, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. Aaron and Hannah are psychopath.
by NoFuckBoi July 20, 2024
Get the Psychopathmug. Crazy bitch that has no feelings and willing to go out of there way to destroy others lives. Has no life...
CB is a psychopath because she tells every kid to stay away from a kid that's not her daughter 😂😂 Straight up psycho.
by Bobby2645 December 5, 2016
Get the Psychopathmug. Hym "I mean... It seems obvious to me (for obvious reasons) but.. if the name of the game is 'subjugate the psychopaths' wouldn't it make sense to usurp the centralized authority? You know... So you don't have the be subjugated? Redefine all the words... Create the moral structure by which everyone lives... Is that not obvious to anyone but me? Oh... Nevermind. That's probably wrong. Actually. That is wrong. The opposite of that is true. They would never do that and I'm not a psychopath... A perfectly sane individual... Yeah... It's fine. We're fine. Everything's gravy baby... *Sigh* Shit... Why do I say things...."
Iam "Hey."
Hym "....."
Iam "What's up?"
Hym "......."
Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"
Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"
Iam "Umm... Ok..."
Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"
Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"
Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."
Iam "A... Alright..."
Iam "Hey."
Hym "....."
Iam "What's up?"
Hym "......."
Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"
Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"
Iam "Umm... Ok..."
Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"
Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"
Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."
Iam "A... Alright..."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Get the Psychopathsmug.