The posh palker

The act of having a tiny penis and lasting 50 minutes when receiving a blow job whilst being called daddy.

Posh: suck me off
Millie: okay, daddy

50 minutes later

Posh:I'll finish myself off you bit me now I have performed the posh palker

by Posh palker May 10, 2023

Posh wank

Masturbation with a condom

I had a fat posh wank yesterday.

by Dixie RectXd January 9, 2020

Posh Rave

Placing an ecstasy pill on your tongue, then proceeding to eat out a girl. During this the pill is transferred from the persons tongue into the girls vagina. Thus causing her to ping while being eaten out.

Person 1: "So how did that party go on the weekend?"

Person 2: "It was crazy, met this girl and we had some pills left over so gave her a posh rave"

by OhHeyItsJ January 13, 2020

Posh wank

Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.

She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.

by Ksuave March 7, 2020

Posh Pot

Another word for posh twat

Mate look at yourself posh pot

by Beej September 23, 2020

Posh sex

Just missionary position with no kissing

The Royal family only has posh sex. Boring cunts

by Ashey hole January 16, 2023

posh bag

One who is rich and snobby. Also polish not thatthere is anything wrong with the country of poland. Also being a posh a bag u r also a deush bag.

My friend named FR is a posh bag piece of shit cock sucker.

by tudjntdo nprfruj December 28, 2005