perped out

A person who is extremely corny, or tries to be someone they aren't.

This cat was wearin' white gold, claimin that it was platinum. He whole stylo was perped out.

by G-Baby March 10, 2003

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

Perpendiplexity

Pythagorus brother, the ground breaking technology that has been consumed by the atmospheric pressure in the pacific time zone of New Brunswick. Coincidentally the traffic lights are interfering with the sheer metal of plastic forks and putting people in harm. Thus the radius of the sun is (3 * Pi * r^3) / 2 to get the ozone layer depletion of the grass growth in Antarctica.

One must follow perpendiplexity.

by Flash News September 3, 2021

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

perpeck

Perpeck is a work used when someone is so perfect in every way, that you mess up saying perfect. Hip kids use this word to describe their friends when they’re feeling down, and use perpeck to describe anything they are passionate about. If someone you love isn’t doing so well, tell them they’re perpeck.

Jenna, you are perpeck. I don’t care what anyone has to say, as long as you know you are perpeck and you are loved.

by wowthoselyricstho October 16, 2018

perpetual nut

1. When you nut but it never stops.

2. The act of ejaculating non-stop, for the rest of your existence.

"Someone please help, I just had an amazing j.o session, but now I'm experiencing a perpetual nut."

by Vex977 May 28, 2019

Perrenchia

This made up word was used in place of Bells Palsy.

Definition: A word that can be used for any meaning to get out of doing something. While it’s actually a serious case, and is classified as a disease; some people go dance around naked while others claw at the floor with a serious case of diarrhea. If you have it, then I don’t know what to tell you, just that you have Perrenchia.

Example: I will not be making your party because I have Perrenchia.

by Parren Chia August 9, 2019