platypus

A fantastic hull. Provides great chats and good times in general. Potential barns beware, cross this aquatic mammal and vengence will be swift yet just.

Yeah you may be a hull but you aren't that good, you should really aim to be more of a platypus.

by SWK January 5, 2004

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003

muddy platypus

When a guy takes a dump on a female, ejaculates onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to sexually drill her until she shatifys herself

mitch and i were walkin to bart, giving a definition of the muddy platypus

by racso January 14, 2008

Platyplasty

A form of plastic surgery in which a man attaches a duck-bill to his dick and a beaver tail to his balls.

Celeste: "Hey Cody, i really enjoyed your platyplasty last night"

Cody: "Yea sorry about the tail-to-your-testicles incident"

by Perry the Platypus March 7, 2009

Platypussy

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina

"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"

by Bre and someone November 7, 2009

Sad Platypus

When your in the middle of intercourse and all the sudden you go limp.

ya i heard jerrys been real dissatisfying latley.
ya his wife said hes been getting a sad platypus.
ha ha.

by mr.fuzzyboots December 9, 2008

Platypus

A term used for an old haggard cougar that is absolutely disgusting.

Many cougars try hard to look good in order to attract their younger prey. Not the Platypus...the Platypus is butt-ugly! Ridden hard and put away wet.

by JPHVA May 8, 2008