What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

Love of my life

The female of you deepest desire, the one that you have nightmares about when you don't see her. She is the person who you want constantly by your side, someone who will walk up on you from behind and squeeze so hard, that it makes you feel. If she would ever to leave, what would that make her. That would still make her the love of my life because it's my life not her's. If she choose to leave then, she never felt the same way, and there for you loved her so much, her love for you doesn't even compare. She wont realize what a rare thing she had, when a man is completely loyal to her and not the other way around.

She was the love of my life, even after she left.
I like him, but he is not the love of my life.

by rainycity!! June 3, 2010

McLife

A situation worse than death, IE, comparable to McDonalds.

Person 1: My mom died. My cat died. I got fired. I'm addicted to cocaine.
Person 2: That's McLife.

by Hiroku August 8, 2003

my life

Basically Tumblr....

Oh,my life is all about Tumblr.I REGRET NOTHING.

by IRegretNothing August 6, 2011

i love my life

Used as an expression of happiness, accomplishment, laughter, etc. Basically any positive event/emotion.

For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"

Friend: ::tells joke that you find amusing::
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!

You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!

by Nick H February 3, 2004

Music is my life

Catchphrase for angsty teenagers who, in reality, do not know jack shit about music and waste away their lives learning Saosin and Blink 182 on their drums. Also love to use the word "technical" to describe any fucking music they listen to when half of it could be played by a 12 year old with a guitar.

D00d music is my LIFE xxx y'all haters gonna say Attack attack sucks Imma FUCK YOU UP fake bitches!

by Sam Scholex January 30, 2010