keep your pants on

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

by welcometoforever March 9, 2015

keep your head on straight

When everything around you is {dysfunctional}, make sure you keep your head on straight (i.e. normal).

Keep you head on straight in this abnormal} psychologically damaging office!
You know to keep your head on straight or as a normal person.

by Galerose September 21, 2017

keepass

A computer program that keeps your ass safe. Pronounced as key-pass or keep-ass.

Guy A: Did you heard of Keepass? It's a great program to write down your passwords
Guy B: Nah, I keep my ass already here...

by Skate finder June 8, 2020

Keep your hair on

Usually Used to tell somebody to not go on about something

Daniel: MATILDA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NINTENDO SWITCH YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW YOU WANKER

Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on

Daniel: My Hair is on thank you
Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up
Dainel: You are such a Wankstain
Matilda: Fuck you Cum

by Imposter 181 February 9, 2022

Keep the blue side up!

Salutation; refers to the artificial horizon indicator on an aircraft instrument panel. Blue represents sky and black represents the ground. If the black side is up, this will not end well. Similar to truckers' salutation of "Keep it between the paint" and satirical theatrical salutation of "Break a leg."

Said to a spouce: "See ya later, honey; keep the blue side up!"
To a friend: "Remember to keep the blue side up!"

by Melody Lawson August 28, 2008

keep it movin'

A figure of speech for "continue moving," "don't stop," "go on," "move on," or "keep going."

Keep it movin' if you with all that bullshit.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 29, 2005

Keep it Cute

To remain calm, cool, and classy at times that may cause you to be otherwise. Not embarrassing yourself and maintaining your composure (i.e. physical appearance, and language) during situations that would cause you to act in an unsightly or unattractive manner.

Diana made sure to only have three drinks because she planned on Keeping it cute, rather than being a sloppy drunk

Joseline had to reminder herself to "keep it cute" when the waitress was rude to her, because she was in a high end restaurant.

Miranda had told Jess to keep it cute, So Jess made sure to pull her dress down every time it rose up while she was dancing.

by Tom_Atoe August 14, 2014