jew

1. (n) One who follows Judaism.

2. (v) Synonym for screw over; to cheat or deceive someone.

3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.
1. Optimus Prime is a Jew.

2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap.

3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.
by PvtChurch May 13, 2005
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jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)
by Hebrew Hunk April 28, 2007
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jew

verb. - as in being cheap

to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them
1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out"

2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40

3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents
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jew

One who is of the jewish faith

Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.
Jew: I'm still here...
Nazi: I'm not...
Jew: Hmm, wonder why?
by ........................ September 14, 2005
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jew

A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace!

God bless all!!
See above. This is a message for anyone. Accept the jews!
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Jewing

1. To renege on or break a deal based upon previously unexpressed or recently invented fine print, often due to unforeseen negative consequences.

2. To promote one's own self interest to the detriment of someone else to whom you have some type of loyalty or obligation.
1. Every time we make a bet, he jews out of it when he loses.

2. I'd ask him to join our group, but he'd end up jewing us over when it comes to the final grade.
by ICBomber October 29, 2007
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Jews

Group of people who follow judaism.
seem to be most hated people on the planet ether because there history of success with money and business or there history of claiming prophethood and divinity causing them to be exiled on almost every possible place on the east side of the planet earth.
You shouldn't hate Jews just because somebody told you too.
by zip_coon August 08, 2007
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