jewb

A combination between a 'newb/noob/n00b' and a 'jew'. Generally one who is not only clueless, but also cheap.

You are a jewb!

by Plain Rice October 02, 2006

jewb

the person in paintball who goes around after a game and picks up all the unbroken paintballs

man that kid is such a jewb paintball player

by Patrick Higham January 31, 2008

jewb

Someone who is new at the Jewish faith. Perhaps in reference to a Jewborn baby.

Fred: Hey look at that jewb! Isn't he cuuute!

Ted: What a jewb! He's not even worthy of wearing a yarmulke.

by Lana Banana June 09, 2005

jewb

1. junior newb
2. someone who is worse than a newb

Krush beat some total jewb today on starcraft.

by TheKrush August 14, 2006

Jewbs

Boobs characteristic of a young or elderly Jewish girl. They are usually disproportionately big to a smaller-framed body. They are elongated and sometimes have stretch marks because of how low they dangle. They are not well-rounded. A girl with them can probably throw them over her own shoulders without much effort.

They look similar to what two tube socks filled with matzo ball soup would look like.

"Moshe even though that girl had jewbs I still wanted to bury my face in them."

by Vanessa from mayanot February 16, 2013

jewbs

A jewish womans' boobs.

Hey, y'know what the call a jewish woman's boobs? Jewbs.

by KensGonnaOwnYou March 25, 2006

jewbs

1. A Jewish woman's boobs.

2. Answer to a joke from south park.

1. Whoa check out the Jewbs on her!!

2. Q) what do you call a jewish woman's boobs?

by -|x10 * AK24-7 April 06, 2006