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Cheap 80 proof vodka; it's only $15 for a 1.75 liter bottle (for comparison, the same size Smirnoff bottle is $25). Reeks like hell and tastes like poison, but if you drink it for a while you'll get used to it--we did (and honestly, it's WAY better than some other cheap brands that go for the same price). Mix it with some decent lemonade and you'll barely even taste it (straight though, it might kill you).
Let's go to the liquor store and buy some Jenkins!
by Rebecca Ballard April 24, 2008
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smelly jenkins

pooping in a girls ear and having them take it out with a q-tip
booger: ready for your smelly Jenkins
harline:yup
by l30iscool February 24, 2009
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Jenkins

If you are a Jenkins you are mean and annoying.
Man she is a Jenkins
by Bman111 November 30, 2016
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jenkins

Commonly used for a butlers name, typically in a english movie setting. A person who serves that is content, well mannered, and groomed to a fashionable sence.
Rich man -" Jenkins.... would you be so kind as to fetch the car"
Jenkins - "Yes Sir"
by the god dude April 29, 2006
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Old Man Jenkins

Hey man you see the Old Man Jenkins show?

No I missed it

Then you suck ass!
by mpdude8 October 31, 2008
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Joshua Jenkins

The term defining a half black male. Usually with a white biological mother, and black biological father who leaves and is replaced by a smart white man.

Joshua Jenkins often become successful in D&D conquest and lack face-to-face social life.

But this is no longer a problem when they reach age 18, because they believe they are finally above all authority, and they decide to go to the military, which they complete. (Usually Marines)

They normally return depressed with mental issues and end up committing suicide, or get thrown in jail, where they then kill themselves.
Damn, I knew a Joshua Jenkins growing up. He killed himself last year. Sad story about a big bird..
by Light desu Kira July 4, 2011
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chesea jenkins

alright chelsea* i love you & whoever worte that abt you is just sealous of you! they are dumbass's b/c they cant even spell ur damn name! i love you
by Heather May 4, 2003
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