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Jonathan Davis

The Best singer in the world and all u fucking bullshit faced
Dumbasses who think he sucks can go suck thier uncle's short and stubby dick
(dumbass) Jonathan davis sucks cock
(me) you suck cock fucking dumbass
by Gotissues December 15, 2008
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Jonathan is the type of person that makes you feel special even if he doesn't show it he will .he will sometimes be shy but once you get to know him you will love him
That boy is so cute he must be a Jonathan
by Jonathan Vazquez January 30, 2017
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Jonathan is the most talented, artistic, beautiful, creative, sweet, caring, amazing, sexy, crazy butthead. He’s goofy as hell and makes the best impressions. He is insecure yet the most fine and beautiful and sexy and cute guy in any room he walks into. He loves hard and passionately and values every moment with somebody that he loves. He is protective and caring for those around him. He is VERY stubborn but if you give him a chance, he’ll come around. He’s a very sweet, lovely guy who has his flaws, but none that are not worth it.
Jonathan is the most beautiful man I have ever met.
by juicyjuiceguy March 27, 2019
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Jonathan is sweet and is quiet the flirt but when he is dating stays loyal. He is an amazing cook and singer. And can make any girl he likes like him. He has a smile that lift anyones spirits . Has wide range of creativity and sadly thinks he an rap. He is completley hilarious. Very sensitive and loves running is also very fast.
Damn girl thats one sexy Jonathan
by Chace Bolden June 23, 2019
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the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass
me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*
by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019
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The best man in the world. Usually black with long eyelashes. He's also a pussy slayer ,he gets all the girls. Not usually from the country and is into filipinos. Overall Jonathan is the best man ever.
Dam Jonathan's soooooo hot
by theboijake509 November 7, 2019
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soft jonathan

Sexual Act:

When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.

If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.

The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."

Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)

Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"

Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011
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