Jacobsimple

A stuck up bitch who thinks Jacob sartorius is a great guy (he’s not)

“Jeez that jacobsimple girl is such a bitch”

by Jacobsimple April 17, 2018

Jacobisme

A mix of all other forms of communisme (Leninisme, Marxisme, Maoisme..)

Donald: I want everything to be shared!!!
John: Jacobisme is flawed and would never work!!
Donald: Fuck you john!!!

by fjoliver April 23, 2019

Jacobsen

A cool name. A Jacobsen is known for having big dicks. He is also loyal and will help you all the time. Also very friendly. Will destroy and beat up any enemy for you.

Look that guy got a big dick, he must be a Jacobsen

by CoolestInTheCity September 23, 2019

jacobisms

a series of events done by somebody, usually named Jacob. They could include being irate and upset. See royalballpython01 for more information.

He is having a series of Jacobisms

by SciencePi May 6, 2020

Jacobs girlfriend

Not the prettiest girlfriend in the world

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"

by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020

jacobser

a looser

Oh yeah you know that one kid Josh? Yeah he’s a jacobser.

by sommerakathebestpersonever October 4, 2020

jacobsexual

When one feels sexual attraction towards Jacob Elordi regardless of their sex or gender.

Oh, look at Brianna she can’t stop drooling over Jacob’s pics, she’s gotta be Jacobsexual.

by JACOB ELORDI’S GF December 29, 2020