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Better out than intimate

To break wind whilst being intimate with someone. The release of said gas is often associated with the other participant(s) in the sexual act discontinuing their participation.
''Well, looks like I'm on the hunt for a new girlfriend again. Susie and I were really connecting spiritually and emotionally during an extended Alabama lane change, but a better out than intimate squeezed its way out of my anüs as I was going for it and the gas has caused her to suffocate and die. If I'm being brutally honest, the initial chloroform might have been a culprit in the suffocation too.''
by Anonymous submissions August 7, 2018
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Intimate force

A passionate act between two love birds in which their sweaty bodies intertwine between the sheets. Also known as sexual intercourse or more commonly, sex.
"Hey sexy thang I've noticed you noticing me...INTIMATE FORCE TIME!"
by FakeBananas August 11, 2010
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initiate

My wife ate three double cheeseburgers initiate some fries.
by Micah December 22, 2003
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inatimateobjexual

Someone who is physically and emotionally attracted to inatimate objects. Not necassarialy sexual as in intercource, but there may be romantic feelings.
That iron is really cute, i think i have a crush on it.
by chachy January 27, 2004
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mental institute

a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.
sora's parents made her go to a mental institutes when they found cuts on her wrist.
by sarahhhh! June 22, 2007
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instigator

someone who creates drama about his/her friends behind their backs
Cole is an instigator.
by dictonaryboy June 3, 2023
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lehigh career and technical institute

a really stupid school full of drug heads and other nasty humans, who start fights for no reason because the whole school is filled with delinquents who think there gangsters. also hicks who think they run the whole school with there camo hoodies and dip rings in there back pockets
lehigh Career and Technical Institute, located in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, is one of the largest career and technical institutes in the United States. It serves the ten public high schools in the Lehigh Valley.
by lcti student March 30, 2017
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