I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.
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Portmanteau word formed from infection and activist, used to describe someone who not only denies the scientific consensus on the safety and efficacy of immunisation but whose obsessive anti-vaxxer activism effectively makes them an advocate for infectious disease.
When asked why measles was sweeping the country after people stopped immunising their children after reading his anti-immunisation book, the infectivist bleated “fake news” and ended the interview.
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Get the infectious smile mug.I will never understand how the Susan Smith jury could not sentence Mother Inferior to ride the lightning.
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Get the Yeet Infection mug.After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.
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