holy bananas

anything pertaining to disbelief

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"

holy bananas by boner bandit April 1, 2008

holy inflatable shark, Batman! 

Interjection, similar to holy cow!

From the classic, campy Batman: The Movie starring Adam West. Robin (Burt Ward) had a habit of making strange exclamations (Holy Polaris, Holy Sardine, Holy Captain Nemo... you get the idea.

At one point in the movie, Batman is attacked by--you guessed it--an inflatable shark, against which he must defend himself whilst the faithful Robin runs to get the shark-repellent bat spray.

Should be exclaimed loudly and dramatically, for maximum campy effect.

Holy inflatable shark, Batman! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

holy inflatable shark, Batman! by Lady Chevalier June 25, 2005

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck 

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck by eshady08m March 31, 2009

holy shot 

When autocorrect corrects holy shit to holy shot

Friend: did you do that project that's due today
You: oh holy shot it's due today

holy shot by Lolgetrektnoob September 13, 2016

holy cross man

Holy Cross man is the wettest of the wettest. Gyal can't find anything better than this kinda man.

These Holy Cross men are loyal and in most cases really physically attractive

Girl - That Holy Cross man from arima rel sweet inno.
Boy- I wish I was ah Holy Cross man nun wetter than then except water.

holy cross man by Charlo 2003 January 9, 2018

Holy Grail 

This is when something is everything you've always wanted and you wont stop looking for it.

Craig Skinner is my holy grail.

Holy Grail by weelaurabee September 19, 2018

holy canoli 

An expression of suprise, discusst, or happiness, etc

"holy canoli! i haven't seen you in such a long time!"

holy canoli by Susannah December 13, 2004